Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Less Than a Few

The sign over the express checkout lane at the store near my daughter’s high school says it’s intended for ’12 items or fewer’. 

My heart sings every time I see that sign – even if I have 14 items, and need to use a different line. 

The difference in usage between ‘less than …’ and ‘fewer than…’ is not rocket science; it can be learned in ten seconds, and retained for a lifetime.  It would be great if we decided as a society to preserve this distinction, before it dissolves into the muddled word soup of our increasingly mushy language. 

If you are comparing ‘How MUCH of something two people have; one has more, the other less. 
If you are comparing ‘how MANY’ of something two people have; one has more, the other fewer.  

If you can count them, the word for the smaller quantity is ‘fewer’.  FEWER pint glasses at a table probably means LESS beer will be consumed.  (This is a helpful way for me to remember this).   

There.  Now get offa my lawn! 

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